Monthly Archives: November 2024

Holiday is coming! Holiday is coming! Ten points if you remember that rhyme from primary school. While the holiday hype might not be what it was back then, there is still plenty to be excited about. First, 2024 – which has felt like three years long – is finally coming to a close. Hallelujah? Hallelujah. […]

Two things have been made abundantly clear by 2024. First, things can, in fact, get worse. Second, if you have any faith in the national electricity grid, you might as well go and start mopping the ocean since you have so much spare energy. The year has been hard. Let’s not lie or front. From […]

Have you ever wanted to set your whole closet on fire? To just light a match and watch everything catch and burn because what’s the point of having clothes that don’t fit the vibe you want? You might as well go naked. Apart from public nudity being a crime, it’s also very razz, so, chill […]

Let’s call a spade a spade. Nigerian laws are technically secular, but Nigerians themselves are very religious people. Did we lie? According to this 2021 paper, most Nigerians are either Christian or Muslim, and traditional worship sharply declined in the early to mid-1900s. It also predicts that “the Muslim-identified population is likely on track to […]