Chances are, if you open your TikTok feed right now, there will be an influencer with glossy skin and freshly done nails telling you to come along to get her hair braided. Following a clip of her pouting at the camera, she will then show the camera how backed up the traffic in front of […]

See, if you don’t take enjoyment seriously, you will just die for nothing, and the people at your burial will eat your jollof rice, and that will be that. I will even ask them for two meats because me too no small. Anyway, Nigeria is hard, a fact. But is that why all you have […]

Let’s talk reality things for a second. In March 2025, nearly 80% of Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) candidates scored below 200 – the worst performance since 2021. While the official cut-off is 140, many universities only admit students scoring 200 or more. Public outcry followed, with the #ThisIsNotMyResult hashtag trending and reports of a […]

Just like chewing gum, bread, and children, love comes in varying shapes and sizes. But, living in a predominantly monogamous society can eclipse that reality and make other forms of love and connection look… a bit odd. Nigeria is largely split between Islam in the North and Christianity in the South, with a mix of […]

Disclaimer: This article is unaffiliated with Moeshen, no part of it is sponsored, endorsed, or paid for by them.  … At this point, you can arrest me. I am guilty of all charges; I love enjoyment too much. It’s simply ludicrous. In fact, the judge’s verdict specifies that my proclivity for enjoyment is worsened when […]

In the past month, Nigeria seems to have tipped over on its head, and our shame is in the air for all to see. Shame don wear us Super Eagles jersey. The fake one, mind you. From the undemocratic (the suspension of Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan and The Rivers State Executive and Legislature), the scary (threats to […]

According to Spotify stats—reported on by Music Ally—payouts generated by Nigerian artists in 2024 reached ₦58bn ($37.8m at current exchange rates), a 132% increase from their ₦25bn payouts in 2023. E dey shake, abi? ​Nigeria’s entertainment industry is one place we can still try – keyword being try – to claim the Giant of Africa. […]

We all know that babe. Which babe? Be serious, please. The corporate babe, of course. She’s the one you can count on to have five freshly laundered pant suits hanging oh-so-immaculately in her wardrobe at the start of the work week. She has three wigs, all work-appropriate, of course, and if you look directly at […]

Love is arguably one of the most universal human experiences. Nigeria is a bit of a mess right now. These are two irrefutable truths. We are here today to explore the intersection between these realities and give the struggling youth (you) something to hold on to in these less-than-ideal times. Use this one hold body. We, […]

Growing up in a Nigerian home means a few things; There is an ice cream container in the freezer with egusi soup in it. If you check the kitchen, you will see a set of dishes and cutlery your mum only brings out when there are guests over. The best time to ask your father […]